Monday, November 28, 2011

"I'll Rematch This Faggot Kud and Kill Him in the Ring!"

Was it pretty?  Was it fight of the year?  Maybe not, but at the end of the day great champions get the job done and that's exactly what Charlie Zelenoff did.  This past week Charlie Zelenoff fought Chris Kud, brother of Oleg Kud. Boxing fans may remember Oleg as the homo who recently had his jaw shattered and rewired following an ill advised altercation with the UBF P4P Champion. 

The fight with Chris Kud began on even terms and looked to be a decent battle in the making.  However shortly after tasting Charlie's 5,000 PSI power, Kud tucked tail and began doing his best Lance Armstrong impression.  In boxing, there is back peddaling, fighting off the back foot, even evasive maneuvering.  However what Kud did was a complete and utter disgrace to the sport of boxing.  He ran like a young boy from a bubble bath with Jerry Sandusky.

Even more shameful, out of frustration Kud illegally pushed Zelenoff to the ground.  Immediate grounds for disqualification or a point deduction.  After thorough review by the UBF Comission and Sanctioning bodies, Zelenoff was ruled winner by DQ resulting from the push.  In an effort to put any doubt to rest, Zelenoff will be rematching the cowardly Kud November 29th 2011.  Don't be surprised if Charlie puts Kud in a wheel chair or worse yet...  Pulls the full Ray Mancini...  Video of the first fight below.  UBF News will keep you posted on the Official Result of the rematch, Stay Tuned!  


30 comments:

  1. Another f*cking masterpiece for the doubters to choke slowly on!

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  2. you better fight him again charlie and this time no time-outs!

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  3. Charlie zelenoff is the biggest pussy on the earth....fake fans of charlie are fun, and they definetlty have their place in the hater nation , thats why i love what you guys at the ubf BLOGSPOT (lmao, blogspot) website do, keep up the good work, but JRiggz thinks charlie is a phony pussy ass bitch, who is a broke ass loser, and his gay black camera man is a bigger pussy, ubf,, whats the ruling on RANDOM TIME OUTS? thats allowed? IM CALLING ON THE DICK RIDING CAMERA MAN-
    yours truly , JRiggz

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  4. Charlie when are you going to admit that you ARE the UBF! There is no sanctioning body, you have no skills and after a couple of minutes you were gassed from your wild swings. Kud back peddled yes to avoid your wild off balance haymakers and successfully counter punched you. (At which point you would want a "time out" WHICH THERE IS NO SUCH THING IN BOXING! You tried to get several time outs against mayweather snr before your cowardly sucker punch. Kud wants a rematch in a ring, then he cant run and neither can you. Fuck fighting at your house, if you want to prove you are not a pussy get in the ring and dont quit.

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  5. Charlie wasn't 100% in his fight against Kud because he was busy banging dogs the night before. True story.

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  6. Charlie takes his dates out to PETCO, to spoil them with delicious treats and fancy new collars. That's how he rolls. Then he goes home and has sex with them.

    His dates are dogs.

    True story.

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  7. cHArLIE IS THE TRUTH!! YOU GUYS ARE JUST FKCIN HATERS! 7200 OF FUCKIN PSI.
    Z UNIT, 1 TEAM 1 FAMILY

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  8. You ara fucking faggot man,you have no skills whatsoever.

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  9. Frank Stea hits 1300 psi ive seen the video.

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  10. 5000 psi (Penis's sucked Internationally) You are the G.O.A.T cocksucker Chuck.

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  11. Wow people are really mean to you.

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  12. My BF sent me here. I don't get what he thinks is so funny

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  13. I am Sargent Andy Vaughn. If this continues I will have to refer this site to my Captain and it is possible that some of you will face charges.

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  14. I love u Charlene

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  15. You guys stop it andy vaughn is from the internet police and hes no joke trust me.

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  16. I just got an email telling me to come to this site. Your pretty funny man. greatest of all time lol

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  17. You protect your tweets because you know the hater are coming.

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  18. You're the man Z, just kidding cunt bag.

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  19. this site is a joke right?

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  20. question for CZ: why would you go for Wlad Klitschko now? I'd rather see you fight Sergio Martinez (48-2-2) or Andre Ward (25-0-0). I understand, money wise those fights aren't as good as the one with Wlad, but it definitely, will boost your P4P rankings. thank you.

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  21. Floyd crushed you.

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  22. Andy Vaughn...Suck my nuts!

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  23. Charlie z you are probably the worst boxer I've ever seen in my life. There are some 5 year old kids at ten goose boxing club that would beat the fuck outta you!

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  24. Zee man you are first class ring piece. I cannot wait till someone ices you bad. Perhaps you will fuck off and wank yourself into oblivion then you loser.

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  25. Im sure he's been blasted out before he just won't show the videos. In over twenty years of being in the gym I have NEVER seen anyone be so much of a pussy that they had to crawl out of the ring no matter how bad they got beat. UBF U big fag

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  26. Charlie you suck as a boxer big-time. Your attempts to woo Kim Kardashian with a pair of so-called expensive heels will not win her over, let alone a normal lady. And you call Kanye fake...well at least he isn't still living with his parents and smoking meth all day long. Oh by the way you should've used the money that you spent on the heels to buy yourself a new opponent, because I'm sure 32-0 record against your BOB is making him fall apart....with shame.

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  27. Hey Chucky, if you want a real fight, hit me up at csuma@gmail.com I'm right near ya. I'll box you anytime, anywhere. I'll even fight with my arms at my side under one condition, we do it in a locked cage.

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  28. I have been an avid boxing fan for 20 years, attending most the big UK fights and have been fortunate enough to go to Las Vegas and of all the talent that I have seen I think that Charlie Z could just go on to be the greatest pound for pound fighter ever! Taking on fighters much bigger than himself. I would currently put him in the level of Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Leonard, Rocky Marciano and Floyd Mayweather.

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