Friday, June 13, 2014

BREAKING: The Scandal That Rocked Underground Fight Combat Sports

It's come to our attention that there is footage on the Internet claiming one or more UBF fighters engaging in fixing bouts. Underground boxing holds its fighters to the strictest of strict standards and will not stand for such nonsense. It's imperative that we take this matter seriously until it is resolved, which is why we're launching a full investigation. We've already contacted a third party to head up the investigation, and hopefully they will have results in a matter of days.

In the meantime, the fighters involved (who will not be named to protect their privacy and not to tarnish his GOAT image) will be have their records temporarily put on hold. Any new fights and flawless victories by champions will not be counted towards the official record.

NOTE: This is the only Underground Boxing Federation website, so what we post here is totally legitimate.

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Official UBF Website Business

It's come to our attention that there are those out there who plan to create a fake Underground Boxing Federation website. This is in breach of the organization's strict code of conduct, and threatens to undermine the integrity of this fine establishment. In an effort to eliminate any impostors, we officially declare the following:

  • This is the only Underground Boxing Federation website on the Internet. 
  • All records on this website are final unless a formal appeal is requested.
  • Any other impostor websites should be ignored and discredited.
  • It's obvious the level of quality on this website will surpass any fake websites, which is why this is the only true website.

That is all.

Friday, May 9, 2014

(Michael Buffer Voice) 

AND NEW..  UBF Champion of the Worlddd: 

Deontay The Bronze Bomber Wilder!

     After going undefeated for the better part of the last decade, Charlie Zelenoff met his match in former heavy weight bronze medalist Deontay Wilder.  Wilder who is currently recognized as the top challenger for the world heavyweight championship, has won all his professional bouts by way of knockout, earning him a stellar record of 31-0-0 (KO 31.)  After stopping Zelenoff, Deontay went on to claim his prize as he seized the UBF belts.  Leaving the highly touted Zelenoff semi-conscious and strapless.

What's next for the former olympian?  Perhaps Wladimir Klitschko?  But not so fast.  The UBF was able to reach Charlie Zelenoff for comment and he had the following to say:

"Wilder got a lucky punch in the temple after I hit him in the body, why didn't that f*cktard upload how I connected on his chin at the beginning?"

"TMZ you people are a hoax, why when I win fights you don't say a thing, but when I lose my first ever fight 55-1 now.  You update it??  You aren't journalists, you're jealous.  Jealous of my success."

And Finally:

"Deontay Wilder is a joke.  I want the damn rematch, I'll light his glass chin up.  Bring me the porcelain puncher and I'll prove he's a fluke."

So for the moment, victory is sweet and Wilder is enjoying the spoils of his knockout.  BUT, is it possible it was simply a lucky punch?  A wild haymaker that found it's target?  One need only point to Zelenoff's track record to consider that he's more than earned a rematch for the UBF championship.

So before we think seriously about Wilder vs Klitschko, let's give the fans what they want.  A rematch for the very prestigious UBF Championship of the world.  And for now, Congrats Deontay, you're a true Champion.

(Note: It has been brought to the UBF's attention that Charlie Zelenoff made disparaging remarks regarding Wilder's race and towards his young daughter.  This is not acceptable or condoned by the UBF.  We are hopeful both men can move forward amicably and with respect)

Monday, November 28, 2011

"I'll Rematch This Faggot Kud and Kill Him in the Ring!"

Was it pretty?  Was it fight of the year?  Maybe not, but at the end of the day great champions get the job done and that's exactly what Charlie Zelenoff did.  This past week Charlie Zelenoff fought Chris Kud, brother of Oleg Kud. Boxing fans may remember Oleg as the homo who recently had his jaw shattered and rewired following an ill advised altercation with the UBF P4P Champion. 

The fight with Chris Kud began on even terms and looked to be a decent battle in the making.  However shortly after tasting Charlie's 5,000 PSI power, Kud tucked tail and began doing his best Lance Armstrong impression.  In boxing, there is back peddaling, fighting off the back foot, even evasive maneuvering.  However what Kud did was a complete and utter disgrace to the sport of boxing.  He ran like a young boy from a bubble bath with Jerry Sandusky.

Even more shameful, out of frustration Kud illegally pushed Zelenoff to the ground.  Immediate grounds for disqualification or a point deduction.  After thorough review by the UBF Comission and Sanctioning bodies, Zelenoff was ruled winner by DQ resulting from the push.  In an effort to put any doubt to rest, Zelenoff will be rematching the cowardly Kud November 29th 2011.  Don't be surprised if Charlie puts Kud in a wheel chair or worse yet...  Pulls the full Ray Mancini...  Video of the first fight below.  UBF News will keep you posted on the Official Result of the rematch, Stay Tuned!  

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Official UBF Compubox Numbers a Zelenoff Landslide!!

(In a Jim Lampley voice)
Official Sanctioned UBF Compubox is as follows:

Charlie Zelenoff landed:
- 30 of 35 power punches thrown
- 6 of 9 Jabs thrown
- For a stunning and jaw dropping accuracy of 82%

Floyd Mayweather Sr. landed:
- 5 of 20 power punches thrown
- 0 of 1 jabs thrown
- For a paltry and meager accuracy of just 24%.

Simply put, on Wednesday November 9th at Johnny Tocco's gym in Las Vegas Nevada.  Floyd Mayweather Senior was outworked, outclassed and frankly?  Utterly humiliated.

The official particulars at the time of the stoppage are as follows.  At 0:10 seconds into the fight, Floyd Mayweather Senior's knee touched the canvas as the result of a series of power punches.  This was scored an official knockdown. 

At approximately 1:54 of the first round Floyd Mayweather Sr. was deducted a point for administering an illegal push.  At the time of the stoppage, Charlie was winning the fight with a 10-7 round due to landing the cleaner punches, knocking his opponent down and as a result of the point deduction. (count the punches if you don't believe it hater)

The mainstream media would prefer you believe Mayweather Senior to be some modern day Willie Pep, a freakishly old but effective Bernard Hopkins, but unfortunately, rounds are not won by landing 5 punches and pushing your opponent... Wladimir Klitschko, You Are NEXT!

Friday, November 11, 2011

Charlie Zelenoff: "Floyd Mayweather Sr. Got the Sh*t Beaten Out of Him!"

A day after his career defining annihilation of Floyd Mayweather Sr, Charlie Zelenoff already has his eyes set on the next challenge: Heavyweight Champion Wladimir Klitschko.

The boxing world was buzzing yesterday as fans tried desperately to educate themselves on the hottest name in boxing, one word, Zelenoff.  The young phenom is crippling search engines across the globe with his 5,000 PSI power and oozing charisma.  Here he is below reacting to his FOTY candidate victory:

Thursday, November 10, 2011

BREAKING NEWS - Charlie Z Knocks Floyd Mayweather Sr. Out Cold!!!!

Las Vegas, NV - UBF World Champion Charlie Zelenoff (20-0, 12 KO), combined power, finesse and ring generalship to dominate a prime Floyd Mayweather Sr. before punctuating the performance with a spectacular KO.  In the end, Zelenoff's arm was raised as Mayweather Sr. crawled around the canvas wondering what went wrong.

The scene turned ugly when hoodlums and miscreants rushed the ring to assault our brave champion.  Fortunately, the scene was put under control rather quickly and no one was injured with the exception of Mayweather Sr. who spent the night at Sunrise Hospital.

Neither party was available for comments at the post fight press conference.  More developing.

Monday, September 12, 2011


In honor of the 3 month #1 P4P Streak, the UBF Salutes our Champion:

Buy ATGzus on iTunes Today.  Lets get this song to the Top of the charts like the champ in combative sports!